when people say they don’t read harry potter because it’s so long i just think about all the harry potter fanfiction i’ve read that was longer than some of those books combined
harry potter au where everything is exactly the same but snape is simon cowell
Neville Longbottom (30 July, 1980)
- Dumbledore’s Army
- Frank Longbottom (father)
- Alice Longbottom (mother)
- Hannah Abbott (wife)
- Professor of Herbology at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
- Wand: 13” cherry wood, with a unicorn hair core
“You show spirit and bravery, and you come of noble stock. You will make a very valuable Death Eater. We need your kind, Neville Longbottom."
“I’ll join you when hell freezes over! Dumbledore’s Army!”
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
just imagine ginny in labour like ‘fuck this fuck you fuck everything how the fuck did my mum do this seven times I’m never having another kid I don’t even want this one fuck it’ and then they hand her james for the first time and she breaks down and cries over never having loved anything this much in her whole life